It is with both great sadness and great relief that I have decided to cancel the “Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program” today.
The reasons for canceling the program are:
- The lack of desire for drinking a beer I get some days
- The absence of Firemans #4 beer in some local bars in town
- The fact that I already skipped two days in the program
- My friends betting behind my back on how long is going to take me to drink a beer the days I tell them “Tonight I’m not going to drink”
- The program is not improving my juggling skills
- The last episode of Lost was terrible