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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 23

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Day 23 – Spider house: back to the beginning
Day 23

Spider house: thanks for introducing me to Firemans #4. It was ♥ at first sip.

Day Height Weight Facial hair Pants size Juggling skills Mood Enjoyment Level Random number Feeling better?
23 5’1 Under 150 lb Well shaved 29 N/A Lonely 98% 1002 Precisely

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 22

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Day 22 – Meant for each other: Beans & Beer
Day 22

Day Height Weight Facial hair Pants size Juggling skills Mood Enjoyment Level Random number Feeling better?
22 5’1 Under 150 lb Week long beard None 16 Hopeful 100% 0.001643721971153 + 0.822467633298876i Of course

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 21

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Day 21 – The numbers don’t match
Day 21

Day Height Weight Facial hair Pants size Juggling skills Mood Enjoyment Level Random number Feeling better?
21 5’1 Under 150 lb Enough to show in the picture 31 4 Overwhelmed 61% 101 Gladly

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 20

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Day 20 – After soccer practice
Day 20

Day Height Weight Facial hair Pants size Juggling skills Mood Enjoyment Level Random number Feeling better?
20 5’1 Under 150 lb Not much S 12 Depressed 97% 91829 Exactly

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 19

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Day 19 – Psychedelic Funk
Day 19

I did not had a Firemans #4 yesterday because I spent my afternoon at lake Travis in a huge boat (150 people) and I decided to not break the rule again the prohibits bringing glass bottles to the lake. Hint hint for the Real Ale people: you should have Firemans #4 on a can!

Day Height Weight Facial hair Pants size Juggling skills Mood Enjoyment Level Random number Feeling better?
19 5’1 Under 150 lb Not sure M N/A Smug 85.75% 21 (http://www.random.org/) By all means

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program is back!

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Day 18 – Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Day 18

After some hesitation, strong arguments, lots of tears, laughs and gummy bears, I have decided to bring back the ‘Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program’, but not without some minor adjustments.

The new program involves 3 main changes:

  1. The days I don’t feel like having a beer, I don’t have to have one
  2. For the remaining days of the program I will have one apple in addition to the Firemans #4 beer
  3. If I go out to a bar/restaurant that doesn’t offer Firemans #4 beer, I will drink some other beer and make a note about it
Day Height Weight Facial hair Pants size Juggling skills Mood Enjoyment Level Random number Feeling better?
18 5’1 Under 150 lb Well shaved 31 9 Cautious 500% 3735928559 Beyond a doubt

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program Cancelled

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Program cancelled

It is with both great sadness and great relief that I have decided to cancel the “Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program” today.

The reasons for canceling the program are:

  • The lack of desire for drinking a beer I get some days
  • The absence of Firemans #4 beer in some local bars in town
  • The fact that I already skipped two days in the program
  • My friends betting behind my back on how long is going to take me to drink a beer the days I tell them “Tonight I’m not going to drink”
  • The program is not improving my juggling skills
  • The last episode of Lost was terrible


Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 16

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Day 16 – Nada más delicioso que ir al lago
Day 16

Day Height Weight Facial hair Pants size Juggling skills Mood Enjoyment Level Random number Feeling better?
16 5’1 Under 150 lb Almost nothin’ S 4 Enraged 100.00% ¾ Indubitably

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 15

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Day 15 – Patria Boba
Day 15

Day Height Weight Facial hair Pants size Juggling skills Mood Enjoyment Level Random number Feeling better?
15 5’1 Under 150 lb Nothin’ 31 0 Frightened 21.49% 666 Most assuredly

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