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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 20

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Day 20 – After soccer practice

Day
Height
Weight
Facial hair
Pants size
Juggling skills
Mood
Enjoyment Level
Random number
Feeling better?

20
5′1
Under 150 lb
Not much
S
12
Depressed
97%
91829
Exactly

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 19

Monday, June 7, 2010

Day 19 – Psychedelic Funk

I did not had a Firemans #4 yesterday because I spent my afternoon at lake Travis in a huge boat (150 people) and I decided to not break the rule again the prohibits bringing glass bottles to the lake. Hint hint for the Real Ale people: you should have Firemans #4 [...]

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program is back!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Day 18 – Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

After some hesitation, strong arguments, lots of tears, laughs and gummy bears, I have decided to bring back the ‘Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program’, but not without some minor adjustments.
The new program involves 3 main changes:

The days I don’t feel like having a beer, I don’t [...]

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program Cancelled

Thursday, June 3, 2010

It is with both great sadness and great relief that I have decided to cancel the “Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program” today.
The reasons for canceling the program are:

The lack of desire for drinking a beer I get some days
The absence of Firemans #4 beer in some local bars in town
The fact that [...]

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 17

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Day 17 – Staying healthy

Day
Height
Weight
Facial hair
Pants size
Juggling skills
Mood
Enjoyment Level
Random number
Feeling better?

17
5′1
Under 150 lb
Some
30
29
Ashamed
101%
815
Aye

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 16

Monday, May 31, 2010

Day 16 – Nada más delicioso que ir al lago

Day
Height
Weight
Facial hair
Pants size
Juggling skills
Mood
Enjoyment Level
Random number
Feeling better?

16
5′1
Under 150 lb
Almost nothin’
S
4
Enraged
100.00%
¾
Indubitably

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 15

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Day 15 – Patria Boba

Day
Height
Weight
Facial hair
Pants size
Juggling skills
Mood
Enjoyment Level
Random number
Feeling better?

15
5′1
Under 150 lb
Nothin’
31
0
Frightened
21.49%
666
Most assuredly

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 14

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Day 14 – Who won the battle?

Day
Height
Weight
Facial hair
Pants size
Juggling skills
Mood
Enjoyment Level
Random number
Feeling better?

14
5′1
Under 150 lb
48 hour beer shade
29-30
4
Disgusted
4%
-∞
Precisely

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 13

Friday, May 28, 2010

Day 13 – Crown and Anchor

Today my Firemans #4 was a draft beer and not a bottled beer. This change might have a slight impact over the fitness program. For that reason we are going to be more cautious about the results we observe in the next couple of days.

Day
Height
Weight
Facial hair
Pants size
Juggling skills
Mood
Enjoyment Level
Random [...]

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Super Awesome Firemans #4 Ultimate Fitness Program – day 12

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Day 12 – Politics

Day
Height
Weight
Facial hair
Pants size
Juggling skills
Mood
Enjoyment Level
Random number
Feeling better?

12
5′1
Under 150 lb
Clean like a baby’s butt
30
3
Happy
82%
0xFFFFFFFF
Sure thing

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